|You Are Mexican Food|
Spicy yet dependable.
You pull punches, but people still love you.
|You Are 40% Paranoid Schizophrenic|
You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head!
|Your Linguistic Profile:|
|70% General American English|
|0% Upper Midwestern|
Funny, for a Midwesterner.
|You Are Most Like George W. Bush|
So what if you're not exactly popular? You still rule the free world.
And while you may be quite conservative now, you knew how to party back in the day!
|You Are 84% Bipolar|
You have some serious ups and downs, maybe to the point of endangering your own life.
Consult a doctor to see if you may truly have bipolar disorder.
Nothing like diagnosing mental illness through an online quiz. Lithium anyone?